Disgruntled Employee

So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working,

every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.

Can you guess where the quote is from? I loved this particular movie because it reminds me so much of my life. I'm still waiting for a furrever home that won't make me earn my keep. Hehe. Cats Exclusive put me to work, but at least they gave me the pilot's chair! And at least they got rid of those screaming children for me! From what I hear, they'll be at the CFA Cat Show this weekend, but I'm gonna act like I don't know 'em. Darn kids...darn job! Come give me a home!! I work for food...apparently.

In Memory of Susan Napier

From all of the cats and caretakers of Cats Exclusive, we send our deepest sympathies and heart-felt wishes to the Napier family. Susan passed away last night...far too soon. Susan and her cats have been patients at our clinic for months, and her sad passing touches us all. We send our regards especially to Mr. Napier, whose life with Susan was undoubtedly brighter and whose life without her might never be the same. She will never be forgotten. We are so sorry for your loss.

Get My Belly!

I love when people rub my belly! Oh! By the way, they call me Mary, but my friends at Cats Exclusive poke fun at me, singing "Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary." I can't image why they'd say that! I'm the sweetest little thing. I am always massaging the air with my little paws and purring until my body shakes. But I have to admit that sometimes I wake up and don't know where I am. I mean, I know I'm a little ditzy, but it's sort of scary the way everything goes black and then comes back again. I've heard weird words about it, including "seezzer" and something that sounds like "feenuhbarbibol." They tell me it just means I'm "special." I don't feel specialer than other cats. I just play until I'm tired and sometimes things are a little fuzzy. I am waiting for a family that can take care of me. I just need some food, water, toys, and gooey, gross medicine twice a day! Oh! And I need love. I'm just waiting...but till then, I roll over so everyone can get my belly!