Breaking News: Alien Cats Invade CEI

...BREAKING NEWS...

That's me to the left, Peeps, and I do just that. I watch everything going on around here, never spilling the catnip on what’s really going on. As you know, Cats Exclusive specializes in finding adoptable cats furrever homes with loving humans. But it wasn’t until recently that I realized their dark secret! They’re selling Alien Cats! I swear! You don’t believe me? See for yourself. I caught these guys on camera. Weirdo animals...

Their heads and eyes are too big! Their bodies are too small! This is like something out of a science fiction movie. I can’t imagine how it is they weaseled their ways into my adoption center. But by all means, if you can bring yourself to adopt one of these obviously extraterrestrial cats, please do. I don’t discriminate. Even cats from other planets need furrever homes.

Ugly Cat?

Hey there! My name is Clover. You know...for luck! Well, my luck is like Florida's weather...changing every day. I wound up at Cats Exclusive, which is a great place to wait for a forever home, so that's lucky. But then I did end up in a shelter, so that's unlucky. Then I got adopted! Yay! Someone took me home and promised to love me forever. It was an exciting day, but those storms approach fast. My new family had to move and got pregnant! While I would have been a wonderful babysitter, they decided (for some reason) that I couldn't stay. I couldn't figure out what I did wrong. So back to CEI I went, head and tail down in sadness. As always Cats Exclusive welcomed me with open arms, and I've been enjoying my play time at the facility again. But there's still this cloud that hangs over me.

I've heard whispers and snickers behind my back, talk of being "ugly." Even the people who have come to look at cats haven't hesitated to say, "Not her, she's ugly." My Cats Exclusive family assures me there is no such thing as an ugly cat, but I can't help but wonder...am I an Ugly Cat?

ENCORE! ENCORE! Kawaii's Story

I was here with my sister, Kahlua, but she recently got adopted by a very nice, young man. Due to popular demand, I'm here for another night! Come see my encore! I'm on stage at Pets Unlimited on University Dr. until the end of Wednesday. Don't I deserve to get adopted, too? Man, I can't believe she went before me. She was so crazy and wild. I'm so calm and loving.

Well, anyway, come play with me at my temporary home. I'll be back in Cats Exclusive on Thursday. You can find me there if you want an autograph of a handsome black cat. :)

Curtain Call: Kahlua and Kawaii at Pets Unlimited

Hi! I'm Kahlua...looking cute as ever! My brother, Kawaii, and I have spent a couple of weeks at Pets Unlimited on University Dr. We've had a blast watching the parrots, the people, and the fish! I heard the Cats Exclusive volunteer who takes care of me say that our performance for the public has been the best. We play hard, get all the love we can from all the curious people, and take cat naps between shows.

But our time here is almost over! Our last show ends Saturday, July 5th. If you're interested in me or my brother, or both of us (wink wink), we'd love to meet you at Pets Unlimited. Come by and visit us!